Real Sex or Reel Sex?

Have you ever watched two (maybe three or four) actors having sex on film? I have... A LOT. Sometimes it's hard to tell if what you're watching is actually two people having sex, or just actors going through the motions. There's a fine line between simulated and unsimulated sex, so I'm going to present to you some scenes from mainstream and not-so-mainstream movies, and I will leave it to you to decide... SEX / NO SEX?

Thursday, September 5, 2013

Brandin Rackley & Dena Kollar in "Twilight Vamps"

Here is a scene from Twilight Vamps, which might explain all the sucking that's going on. It features both Brandin Rackley and Dena Kollar in a threesome, and I think that's great! Both of these girls have been on my radar lately, but I really just want them on my penis. And while there is no indication that any of these people are vampires, who really gives a fuck? We're all here for one reason, and if you don't know what that reason is then I'm sorry for the loss of your genitals. Now regarding the scene, it's pretty clear that Dena is mainly here for eye candy, which is fine. However, Brandin Rackley gives quite a performance by sucking some dick and getting fucked! So for this poll let's focus on Brandin, because I just did and I got a happy feeling in my pants. You can find this scene online and see if the results are similar for you! SEX/NO SEX?

This guy votes: SEX

Thursday, July 18, 2013

Juno Temple in "Afternoon Delight"

Juno Temple has no problem getting naked on camera. Now if only she would get naked in my bed... That's an open invitation, Juno. I was disappointed that she left her clothes on in The Dark Knight Rises, but that movie was disappointing in many ways. You can watch Killer Joe if you want to see Juno in all her British glory. That said, this scene is from Afternoon Delight, and I was delighted to watch it. Juno gives this old bag of douche quite the ride, but is he stuffing her crumpet for real? SEX/NO SEX?

This guy votes: NO SEX

Saturday, March 16, 2013

Christine Nguyen in "Pimp My Wife"

Pimp My Wife! Three little words that mean so much to all us single men out there.
That's right, we will bang your wives, starting with Christine Nguyen! Now, I don't really know if Christine is married or not, and does anyone really care? Either way, hitting on married women is a skill, and the end result can be like what you see in these photos from an episode of Pimp My Wife. But the real question is, are you really getting fucked Ms. Nguyen? Let's take it to the people-- SEX/NO SEX?

This guy votes: SEX

It took me all of 10 seconds to find this scene online so check it out and vote!

Saturday, March 9, 2013

Monique Parent in "Lust Connection"

It's Saturday morning, the sun is shining, there's blood rushing to my penis, and I thank Monique Parent for getting me excited once again with this scene from Lust Connection. Honestly, I don't know what it is about you Monique, but you're so damn good at your job and you never leave me disappointed. Maybe it's because you care about the performance so much that you're willing to let this douche put his penis inside you. At least that's how it appears to me after going back and watching this scene again. Don't deny it Monique, your pussy is obviously in "welcome" mode, but why don't we let the people decide... SEX/NO SEX?

This guy votes: SEX

This scene can be found quite easily on the internet so hunt it down and prepare to have your balls blown!

Wednesday, January 18, 2012

Amber Smith in "The Funeral"

This scene from The Funeral features Amber Smith having sex with one douche, and being watched by another douche. The scene is rumored to be real, and Amber admitted to being a sex addict on Celebrity Rehab. Still, just because you're a sex addict doesn't mean you have to bang this fucker. And what are you checking for? Did this asshole cum inside you? You better make sure those pipes are clean before you come over later.

This guy votes: SEX

Download this scene here:

Monday, January 16, 2012

Paz Vega in "Sex and Lucia"

Did you know that Spain is the world's 51st largest country? I had no idea, but I learned that just for you Paz! Oh, you are muy caliente! Come away with me and we will sail the Mediterranean together and make sweet love under the moonlight... Sorry that was between me and Paz Vega. For all of you I present a scene from Sex and Lucia, where Ms. Caliente and Mr. Douche get kinky with a camera. It looks like the photos are real and in one of them you can see a little bit of P in the V... SEX/NO SEX?

This guy votes: SEX

Download all the good scenes from this movie here: 

Tuesday, January 10, 2012

Angelina Jolie in "Original Sin"

There's not much that needs to be said about this scene from Original Sin. All you need to know is that Angelina Jolie is the hottest piece of ass in the world, and fuck you Brad Pitt! You know what... I would even fuck Jon Voight because he's one half of what makes up Angelina Jolie! That's right, you heard me. And also, fuck you Antonio Banderas, you fucking douche! How many sexy ladies have you stolen from the regular non-greasy men of the world? You son of a bitch! Now that I have that out of my system, what do you guys think? This scene is pretty hot... SEX/NO SEX?

This guy votes: NO SEX

Download this scene here: